I have a secret. It's a hairy secret. With angry teeth. But it's not really a secret. It's a bear.
I have also isolated the gene that makes scientists want to isolate genes.


An old Fable Once upon a time, in the up-north lands, a duck who had already hatched her own eggs, sat two weeks more to hatch a blue one that she had found float down the river, and quite a strange duckling came out of it.An old Fable by ~BladedSpear
It was clumsy, and quite far behind the other ducklings in growth, for they had already nicely spouted half their flying feathers.
The ducklings took to the habit of calling the stranger Ugly, and to hiss at it from the nest.
"You are ugly because you are stupid, or stupid because you are ugly?"
"Can you swim yet? I'm swimming, I'm swimming!"
"Nest egg! Nest egg!"
"Hahaha!"
The goose tried very hard to keep them from doing thi